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Dear Callard and Bowser-Suchard, Inc.,

Please consider the following suggestions when developing new flavours and variations in your product line of Altoids (Curiously Strong) Mints. I realize that not all of these potential candidates will have the same mass appeal as your current selection of peppermint, spearmint, wintergreen or cinnamon. However, I think that some of them may open up significant - and until now, very much ignored - markets for your company.

Wasabi
Chipotle
Andouille
Pepperjack
Green Curry
Sun-dried Tomato
Veal Bouillon
Jack Daniels
Mizithra
Tequila & Lime
Orange Oil
Franklin Mint
All Dressed
Corn

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,
Grant Hutchinson

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