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Monday, January 05, 2004 Link / Comments (0)

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Canada Customs and Revenue Agency says: Your package has been examined.
It's one thing to have someone examine your package, but it's an entirely different matter when they leave you a note attached to it. Ba-da-boom. But seriously folks, it's nice to see that the Canadian customs agents are keeping our country safe from heinous import goods such as cotton-blend t-shirts and Styrofoam® packing material. Those things could destroy our economy faster than an unverified case of Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy. It's mad, I tell you. Absolutely mad. Thank you, I'm here all week. Please tip your waitress.

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