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Thursday, August 31, 2000 Link / Comments (0)

Another hopeful new media project bites the dust. Ove a year ago, I purchased a charter subscription to the SpocketWorks product because it looked like an innovatively designed and highly visual, interactive tool that my kids could get into. These guys used Shockwave in very clean, efficient, and effective way that grabbed my attention. Today, I received this in the mail:
SprocketWorks Discontinuation Letter
Maybe it was because they went with a CD-based subscription instead of web-based one. Maybe it was because they couldn't get their store up and running when they promised. Maybe it was because it ended up taking too much time and money to produce a product consisting of solid content and quality implementation. Imagine that. Now part of me is sad. And another part of me just shrugs it off.

Wednesday, August 30, 2000 Link / Comments (0)

Unexpectedly, as if by magic, a clarification regarding a previous post arrived this very afternoon. The contents of this missive, accurate and polite, were apparently delivered with great care by the mail doyen.
Subject: Doyen
Date: 30/08/2000 04:37 PM
From: Joshua Benton
To: Grant Hutchinson
 
Grant: I enjoy the blog. I just thought I'd point out that you're confusing "doyen," which is the male form, with "doyenne," the female form. The female is the much more commonly used, but the "doyen" form is used every so often (and more often lately, I'll agree).
 
According to Dictionary.com:
 
doy·en (doi-n, doin, dwä-y) n.
A man who is the eldest or senior member of a group.
doy·enne (doi-n, dwä-yn) n.
A woman who is the eldest or senior member of a group.
Thanks for the elucidation. I think my slight misinterpretation was due to the fact that I've been frequenting an obviously substandard online resource which apparently only offers a single, gender-neutral definition of the word. Even before my initial jolt of brown liquid fuel, I'd like to share my first thought of the morning. The word doyen is used to describe an expert or authority on some subject who is generally female. Even though the word itself is not gender specific, I have only come across a couple of examples of it being used to describe males. For example, both the comfortably masculine Terence Conran and the increasingly Yanni-esque Kai Krause are referred to as "design doyens". Is it just my own preconception that the word "doyen" sounds effeminate? When you get right down to it, it's more like the sound that an cartoon anvil makes bouncing off Wile E. Coyote's head - doiinnng...

Tuesday, August 29, 2000 Link / Comments (0)

Oh yeah baby, they're dropping like flies. Another one of my co-workers has opened up his soul full-wide for the world to eviscerate and chugged down a full-size Big Gulp of Blogger-style self-publishing. Please wrap your ever-loving arms around him and welcome Saint Caffeine to the fold. We are family, and we all got the shakes. What happens when you combine the annoying cultural environment of AOL Instant Messenger, a dash of AppleScript automation, and some readily available Perl-based AI code? Well, obviously you create a your very own online psychoanalyst chat buddy. The doctor is in. Via macnn Before the blasted thing has even started, this year's Burning Man is teetering on the brink of being painfully mainstream. When Adobe starts covering the desert-scraping shenanigans of two nutty new-media goofballs, it's time for us to find another instant Bartertown.
"This year, Adobe.com will take its own creative journey to Burning Man. A small team will present digital video, art, and stories from the playa. Each day, noted photojournalist Rick Smolan and Adobe Senior Creative Director Russell Brown - dressed as Aladdin and outfitted with his patented Flying Carpet Cam - will present a short video report of their desert visions."
Maybe Mike will do us all a favor and salvage a bit of the original Burning Man shimmy by whacking Russell upside the head with a six-foot cardboard representation of an original Photoshop toolbar. One can only hope.

Monday, August 28, 2000 Link / Comments (0)

The sadder my friend Duane gets, the shorter his posts become. And the shorter his posts become, the more worried I get. Today he wrote that he is broken. I think we can fix him. Would anyone with a positive, uplifting, invigorating thought for Duane, please drop him a note and share it with him. He deserves better than to feel like this. He can't stay broken. Misguided opinion, modern truism, or a ploy to get a rise out of the Apple faithful? Without bending over too far in any specific direction, Joe Gillespie explores the arguably ludicrous statement that you can't design web pages on a Mac. My view is that you can't design web pages with only a Mac. Similarly, you can't design web pages with only a Windows box. Pretty soon you'll also need a cell phone, a PalmOS-based PDA, an internet refrigerator, and a web enabled sports utility vehicle. Better start saving your allowance.

Friday, August 25, 2000 Link / Comments (0)

Raging Search has already gained infamy as one of the swirl-sporting entities featured in my Spiral Logo Critique, but holey-moly did they ever up the ante. You can now customize the interface out the wazoo, including the color scheme used in the logo. Twelve logos for the price of one. And yes, guacamole is one of the must-be-seen-in colors that all the leading edge search engines will be wearing this season. Via glish

Thursday, August 24, 2000 Link / Comments (0)

Windows Me? Bah! Windows Me Not. I started looking into PHP a while ago, mainly because I was comparing several other server-side scripting environments. Digging into its background a bit, I had assumed that PHP stood for something sufficiently geek-tweaky like Programmatic Hypertext Preprocessor. Was anyone else disappointed when they found out that PHP actually stands for something as mundane as Personal Home Page? How bland is that? I hope the other kids on the block don't laugh at him too much. Introducing what may or may not be the start of a regular feature on the site. Regardless of the questionable lifespan, please enjoy this lovely piece of vintage ephemera that I discovered amongst the crap in my garage this morning.
Len
Of course the obvious question is, what was this person doing at the Lincoln Silver Dollar Casino that made them feel guilty enough to compensate Len by purchasing a miniature personalized license plate? The mind boggles.

Wednesday, August 23, 2000 Link / Comments (0)

I think I may be on the verge of getting to the bottom of the invisible character insertion problem I've been experiencing whilst attempting to parse Blogger generated files using WebStar's SSI services. After a brief email exchange with the fine support folks over at Maxum, makers of the Rumpus FTP server I run, I changed an embedded configuration string to trick an ftp client connecting to the machine (like Blogger) to think it was talking to a UNIX box rather than a Mac. The logic behind this was that perhaps Blogger's FTP services were sending differently encoded files depending on the target platform. Nice try, but that wasn't it. However, after looking at the Blogger log files, I discovered an interesting warning message that seems to point the fickle finger of fate back at Blogger. All the gory details can be found in this discussion thread.

Tuesday, August 22, 2000 Link / Comments (0)

How about if I post at least one reasonably interesting bit of information having to do with design today? I thought it sounded like a good idea too. Why not do all of your users a favor and join the movement to ban clear and reset buttons from web forms.
"These throwbacks to computer science sophomores are a bane to civilized discourse. The only reason they exist is to accidentally erase the form you've just spent ten minutes filling out, because they are inevitably placed a hair's breadth away from the submit button!"
How can something so obviously useless still be found as a standard form element on so many pages? Good question indeed, because I'm guilty of using them too. Remind me to update that page before the next code rollout. Oh, it's been a very silly day. Overheard only a minute ago while I was desperately attempting to get my butt out of the office to go home, was this little nugget. "Who'll look after my Tina Yothers glass while I'm away at Burning Man?" A friend just told me that he has a StockByte photography disc in his bathroom covered in Vaseline. He tried to explain exactly what his reasoning for this impromptu interpretive sculpture was, but he wasn't allowed to finish because of the chorus of disgusted groans that suddenly circulated through the room. Did I really need to hear this revelation in the first place? I think not. After nearly two months without a reboot, my server was in the shop momentarily this afternoon for some unscheduled downtime. No matter, since it gave me a chance to install a couple of WebStar plug-in upgrades that had been languishing on the hard drive, and I was finally able to empty all those locked files out of the trash. Whoopee. Here's to another two months.

Monday, August 21, 2000 Link / Comments (0)

Thank goodness someone at Apple came to their senses after QuickTime 4 and Sherlock 2 were released. Wincent Colaiuta shares some reflections on the Aqua interface tracing its history through bits and pieces of previous Mac UI noodling. Please, let's bid the brushed metal a fair and final adieu. About to be rebranded as the ominous sounding Interarchy, the perpetually useful, feature-pumped, and pronunciation-impaired FTP client Anarchie appears to have succumbed to the latest software personality disorder trend, namely skins. Oh, but they're not really skins, they're wands. And wands are apparently better than skins because:
"Wands can provide both added features as well as changing the application's appearance. A wand is just another window, but that window doesn't have to be rectangular, it can be circular or any shape you want, it doesn't have to have a title bar or anything like that. It is a roll-your-own hyperlinked window."
Functionally, this sounds like a really solid way to customize your own toolset out of the vast assortment of googaws and whatsits packed into the new Interarchy framework. Having direct access to all of the functions within the application via a syntax that works like a regular URI not only makes sense, but is incredibly powerful too. But having unlimited user control over the interface to accommodate this flexibility feels like a cop-out on behalf of the developers, doesn't it? Couldn't the framework of the application include some standard GUI bits for the user to specify like preferences, rather than letting the inmates completely run the asylum? Can you imagine trying to handle technical support for a product that you wrote, but that has had a completely foreign, user-specific interface slapped onto it? Now that I think about it, this do-it-yourself hyperlink junk drawer concept is starting to sound and awful lot like Cyberdog riding on top of Apple's OpenDoc component-based software architecture. I get into work this morning, and the second thing Duane says to me is that he's disappointed that I haven't written anything about my vacation yet. Yeesh! Anyway, here's goes... For the past few years we've travelled out to the Shuswap area of British Columbia basically to plunk our butts on a quiet, sandy beach and throw the kids off a nearby dock into the crisp spring-fed lake. A couple of years ago during a somewhat dreary, overcast string of days, I started piling and balancing rocks that I had found along the beach on top of one another. Hundreds of them. These precarious rock sculptures have since become an annual project for me, part therapy, part artistic outlet. I was originally inspired by a self described rock-balancer that was doing his boulder twiddling gig at our annual excuse to wear ill-fitting western garb, the Calgary Stampede. I don't know if it's the same guy mentioned in this North Country Times article, but you get the drift. It's just something that you need to do for yourself and see with you own eyes to completely appreciate. The best part about building these things is that in a couple days after I've added my initial constructions to the lake side, they seem to spontaneously reproduce. Other sculptures appear overnight, obviously created by other vacationers who stumble across the teetering piles. I promise I will post a couple of photographs of my rock balancing escapades as soon as the film comes back from the lab. The lab? Yes, the lab... Mr. Gizmo simply doesn't trust himself taking his digital cameras to the beach.

Saturday, August 19, 2000 Link / Comments (0)

Ah! Now that was refreshing. I'm back from my mini sabbatical and feeling as bright and chipper as an attractive glass wasp trap. If you're looking for some profound connection between my self-imposed absence and chemical-free pest control products, well good luck buddy. But wait a minute... someone has been messing around with the grantcam while I was gone. I thought I told you kids to behave?

Friday, August 11, 2000 Link / Comments (0)

Posts will be sporatic over the next week or so, as I'm going to be taking a minor summertime brain break. I trust that everyone will behave while I'm out of the room. I'll only be gone a minute or two. A Name Too Far contains lucid commentary on the current state of corporate naming. Frankly, I feel simply awash with companies trying desperately to straddle the fine line between sanitized, compound word brand-blur and trying too hard to be hip, fake-funk. Via goodexperience

Thursday, August 10, 2000 Link / Comments (0)

I was purging a bunch of old Red Herring, Industry Standard, and other e-bizzy trade rags at home the other day. As is my habit, I was quickly thumbing through the pages before tossing them into the recycle bin, diligently on the prowl for forgotten spiral logos, when I stumbled across this great ad for the Newton in a 1997 issue of Fast Company.
Newton Advertisement from Fast Company Magazine circa 1997
Best bit from the copy? The tagline. "Leave your laptop at home." At this point in the game the Newton was just about to be Steved, and it was to late to save it. Too bad, because I think they had just struck on something. The Newton wasn't trying to fill a new niche category called the personal digital assistant - that's what Palms and organizers are doing now - the Newton was supposed to replace your laptop. That's what it still does for me every day. If you would like to grab a larger version of this ad, I've got you covered too. It must be the week of the dumb-ass lawsuit. Now Adobe is filing against Macromedia for infringing on a patent that describes how certain aspects of customizable, dockable tabbed palettes function. I'm no fan of Macromedia's implementation of user interface anyway, but at least they were attempting some sort of environmental consistency across toolsets. Obviously thinking about the whole thing for a while, Adobe has launched a new site dealing specifically with this legal issue. In addition to the goofy corporate mugshots, they have also posted side-by-side animated examples of how the two competing implementations look.

Wednesday, August 09, 2000 Link / Comments (0)

The carpet needs a haircut. A perfectly marvelous line from a perfectly marvelous Tom Waits ditty that I had never heard before yesterday. For your viewing pleasure, here are the full lyrics from "The Piano Has Been Drinking".
The piano has been drinking,
  my necktie is asleep
And the combo went back to New York,
  the jukebox has to take a leak
And the carpet needs a haircut,
  and the spotlight looks like a prison break
And the telephone's out of cigarettes,
  and the balcony is on the make
And the piano has been drinking,
  the piano has been drinking...
And the menus are all freezing,
  and the light man's blind in one eye
And he can't see out of the other
And the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid,
  and he showed up with his mother
And the piano has been drinking,
  the piano has been drinking
As the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler
  cream-puff casper milktoast
And the owner is a mental midget
  with the I.Q. of a fence post
'Cause the piano has been drinking,
  the piano has been drinking...
And you can't find your waitress
  with a Geiger counter
And she hates you and your friends
  and you just can't get served without her
And the box-office is drooling,
  and the bar stools are on fire
And the newspapers were fooling,
  and the ash-trays have retired
'Cause the piano has been drinking,
  the piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking,
  not me, not me, not me, not me, not me
 
Copyright © 1976 Tom Waits
Yeah. The first thing I'm going to do is pick up a copy of Small Change, then I'm going to have at least one intimate listen, and then finally update my unappreciated and slightly derelict Ultrashag site. That particular lyric just seems to fit itself into the orginal idea behind the Ultrashag project. It's not always evident or obvious, but simple poetry is often incredibly inspiring. As much as I admire both Woz and Dave Winer for similar and yet different reasons, there is something about these pictures of them at a concert that is fundamentally unsettling. Is anyone else getting weird vibes off these images, or is it just me? Speaking of unsettling images, there is now a miniature grantcam image in the top right-hand corner of this page. Ain't it cute?

Tuesday, August 08, 2000 Link / Comments (0)

Did you know that if you turn on the server side includes in Mac WebStar to process regular .html documents, and if you happen to be serving up Blogger generated content, the pages break. Oh yeah, they break big time. I'm not sure what the heck WebStar's SSI plug-in is nabbing in the Blogger generated pages, unless it's those rascally invisible characters that I have run across before. Blogger appears to be placing hex $00 characters directly after the <!-- created by Blogger --> comments and just before the <BlogDateHeader> content. Here are a couple of screen captures of the characters as they appear in my BBEdit window.
 
Invisible characters inserted by Blogger into the generated HTML code.
 
The only other markup in the HTML that might be considered suspect are standard comment tags. But I'm running the same version of WebStar, with the same SSI config, parsing pages that contain comments on another site without any problems. I've posted the invisible character issue over at Blogger Discuss in case anyone has an idea what may be the problem.

Monday, August 07, 2000 Link / Comments (0)

Still lamenting the fact that your poor old 68030 hardware got royally screwed on the upgrade path of life when Apple released System 8.1? Well, dig out that old IIfx and grab a copy of Ruben Brochner's Born Again. Before you know it, you'll be popping up contextual menus willy-nilly, dropping files into Lord knows how many spring-loaded folders, and reformatting your drives all HFS-plussy just like your more generationally advanced, Motorola hardware-toting friends. The gratuitous, butt-kissing product name of the week award goes to Warnock Pro, one of the commercial OpenType fonts (this product category is no longer an oxymoron I suppose) just squeezed out of what's left of the Adobe type department. Taking absolutely no chances with the marketing copy, Warnock Pro is described as "a classic yet contemporary composition family that performs a wide variety of typographic tasks with elegance." In other words, yawn. It doesn't really inspire me to use it, let alone purchase it. Now Calcite on the other hand, at least has some personality in a vintage Fridgedaire meets latex bodysuit kind of way.

Sunday, August 06, 2000 Link / Comments (0)

A comment received through my viewer mail:
From: Ian McDougall
To: Grant Hutchinson
Date: 05/08/2000 03:03 PM
Subject: Re: A Milestone For SVG
 
"Looks like Flash is the RealAudio of vector graphics, whereas SVG is the QuickTime. Bandwidth will eventually make the differences irrelevant."
The comparison is fair except for the fact that QuickTime works wonderfully and looks great on every platform it has been released on, but RealMedia simply doesn't. One of the strengths of SVG is the fact that is it open and based on XML. It's as human readable as you can get with any graphics file format. Yes, the file size bloats up a bit with SVG compared with Flash when executing the same basic visuals, but then again, most of the Flash out there today is less than optimized and could stand to be on a bit of a data diet. Unfortunately, I have a feeling that along with file size, bandwidth will also make quality of content irrelevant. You can always stuff more crap through a bigger pipe. Still on the theme of unfounded paranoid tendencies, America Online is removing a feature in Netscape because of pressure from customers regarding the potential use and abuse of support-related information being transferred between parties. My opinion is that the removal of the feature is not specifically to placate the frothing privacy-concerned masses, but is being pushed through mainly to substantiate another dot release of the Netscape software, thereby making it appear like the product is still being actively developed. Are companies getting more paranoid by the day, or are they just getting stupider? First it was the Smurfy hardware manufacturer Cobalt firing volleys at Apple, believing they have a lock on computers resembling salt licks, and now the questionably innovative automotive dinosaur Ford is flaring it's legal nostrils and filing suit against an online auto leasing firm over the name Model E. Are people really going to confuse some startup money-vacuum with America's premier maker of suburban monster trucks?
"We have a history of using the nomenclature beginning with the word 'Model' and then followed by a letter, so we do think that (Model E) would be perceived as associated with Ford."
Well, most people in my family have a history of brushing our teeth and then spitting, but I imagine that others have had the same idea once in their lifetime. If Ford wants to bask in its past sub brand glories such as the Model T, fine. But honestly, what was the point of spending all that time and effort building up the Ford brand in the first place, if it's the little battles they want to fight? I guess when you're perpetually ranked number two in popularity, litigation is job one.

Saturday, August 05, 2000 Link / Comments (0)

Over the next few weeks, we are going to experience a cross-departmental reorganization at work. Most folks with any sense at all, would run screaming down the hall towards the kitchen common-room, slash desperately at the refrigerator, and grasp blindly for anything slightly alcoholic (preferably a dark microbrew) at the mere mention of this type of corporate phraseology. But this time, it really is a good thing, and to be honest it's probably partially my fault anyway. With out dwelling on a bunch of whys and howcomes, I will simply state that this particular reorganization actually makes sense, and is not some random attempt at upper management muscle flexing and kingdom building. I will be able to do my job better. And the fine people around me will be able to do their jobs better. However, this also means that everybody involved needs to pack up and do the old cubicle shuffle. And whereas most people playing this upcoming game of musical chairs could probably make due with a couple of 60 litre Rubbermaid bins and a ten minute A/V cart rental, moving my massive eleven year collection of analog and digital ephemera is going to be a full day spectacle. If you've ever tuned in to the grantcam believe me, you're only witnessing about a fifth of my crap pile. Go ahead and ask Mike if you don't believe me. He sits across from my area.

Thursday, August 03, 2000 Link / Comments (0)

The Palm Vx Claudia Schiffer Edition was announced this week. An exclusive arrangement with Palm will allow the ex-model to flog the brushed-metal-blue scratchpad on her site. I like to have a color choice as much as the next handheld technology fetishist, and that's why I bought an orange Visor instead of a boring old graphite one, but in this case it's less about offering consumers an æsthetic choice, and more about brand extension. Incredibly ill conceived brand extension at that. It's sort of like the Warner Brothers edition of the Chevy Venture. I mean, what exactly is the point behind this? Do people actually make obvious connections between ex-supermodels and computing devices, or animated cartoon characters and minivans, enough to elicit the purchase of a product? I guess it worked before with pop culture sitcom icons and popular edible oil products. The mind boggles. Via calebos

Wednesday, August 02, 2000 Link / Comments (0)

Mighty familiar.

Hmmm... I think I‘ve seen this ad somewhere before, about sixteen years ago. It seems to me that some companies have got more nerve than common courtesy. Hey, here’s a dollar — go buy yourselves real agency this time.

A new article by Tog over at Macworld talks about the evolution of the Mac interface and underneath all the gewgaws and widgets, what really makes a Mac a Mac. I am particularly enchanted by this observation:
"With the Mac, you have always had the power to move around and organize applications and documents in your own virtual space, maintaining a neat or cluttered workspace, as is your habit. Other desktop systems, from Windows to Unix, have depended more on abstraction, forcing users to remember the location of objects in complex hierarchies. In theory, all of this reduced clutter, but it really only moved the clutter from the visible desktop to the back of your mind. Since most of us work better with visible clutter than with rote memorization, our efficiency drops."
I think this is one of most frustrating things I have discovered while using graphically-based operating systems aside from the Mac OS. The more restricted or limited you are in customizing or adapting the environment, no matter how good the intentions of the designer were, the more disgusted you become as you use it. The Mac has always had a flexible layer between the obvious changable elements like icons, sounds, or desktop patterns, and the underlying architecture of the file system and software functions. The fact that you can pretty much scatter stuff anywhere you see fit on your hard drive and not have anything break is fundamental to why the Mac works so well for a lot of people.

Tuesday, August 01, 2000 Link / Comments (0)

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